Our foster guinea pig from Dakin is still looking for a forever home. He's gotten into the spirit for February and took out a personal ad:
Single older male, seeking long term relationship. I love cuddles in front of the TV and gourmet dining (strictly vegan). I'm low maintenance, enjoying the basics in life, like hay, pellets, and a brown paper lunch bag. I'm a sucker for veggies of all kinds, except for cilantro. In return for affection (and treats) I will be steadfastly loyal and will occasionally sing you the song of my people (at full volume).